Mr HallI left a suitcase on the train to London the other day.
AttendantCan you describe it, sir?
Mr HallIt's a small blue case and it's got a zip. There's a label on the handle with my name and address on it.
AttendantIs this case yours?
Mr HallNo, that's not mine.
AttendantWhat about this one? This one's got a label.
Mr HallLet me see it.
AttendantWhat's your name and address?
Mr HallDavid Hall, 83, Bridge Street.
AttendantThat's right. D.N. Hall, 83, Bridge Street.
AttendantThree pounds and fifty pence, please.
Mr HallHere you are.
AttendantThank you.
Mr HallHey!
AttendantWhat's the matter?
Mr HallThis case doesn't belong to me! You've given me the wrong case!