ConductorFares please!
ManTrafalgar Square please.
ConductorI'm sorry, sir. I can't change a pound note. Haven't you got any small change?
ManI've got no small change, I'm afraid.
ConductorI'll ask some of the passengers.
ConductorHave you any small change, sir?
1stPassengerI'm sorry. I've got none.
2ndPassengerI haven't got any either.
ConductorCan you change this pound note, madam?
3rdPassengerI'm afraid I can't.
4thPassengerNeither can I.
ConductorI'm very sorry, sir. You must get off the bus. None of our passengers can change this note. They're all millionaires!
TwoTrampsExcept us.
1stTrampI've got some small change.
2ndTrampSo have I.